Aristocrat

Thanks to Smart Bitches for the link. You may now address me as:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Lady Madame Jaye the Splendid of Middle Witchampton Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

And for Christmas, this is what I'm getting:

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming Eleven carolers a-caroling Ten elves a-leaping Nine ladies knitting Eight sheep a-milking Seven rumballs a-drunkening Six drunks a-drinking Five golden toe rings Four calling bill collectors Three French berets Two stale fruit cakes And a owl in a pine tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

Except I'm a Pagan and I don't have a true love!