Jeez, you'd think those Nigerian scammers - and the others - would have enough sense to e-mail from the country they say you've won the lottery of. Today it's the British National Lottery and one million pounds. Yep, I could use it since I fear how far down my portfolio has plummeted. I'll be receiving my quarterly progress report soon. Problem is, the e-mail was sent from the Czech Republic.

Ah, well. If I believed the e-mails and they were true, I think I'd have won about 50 million by now.

An-ee-way. New story up on The Takeaway.

The next story is due in November and we all know what I'll be doing then. I'll try to post something, but I make no promises.